Oh! Fraulein Merkel,
What shall you do?
You wanted a multicultural land
To erase away taboo.
It hasn’t worked, it will not work
The Volk are very cross
Women are fearful in the streets
The politicians don’t give a toss
Misogyny and sex assault
Thievery and rape as well
Poor old Deutschland is looking bad
How can we resolve this ill?
Muslim does not mean fanatic
We all know that and agree
But we need to know that we’re safe to walk
Down streets that once were free.
You’ve opened us up like a can of Kraut
To this and that and more
Its only matter of time, Frau M
Before violent crime will soar.
You’ve already censored the TV stations,
Now Radio is close behind
Police refuse to write reports
So afraid of being seen as unkind
We have fought too hard for centuries
to win our rights for freedom
And not to cover our hair or legs
or give up the vote for women
Close the borders? Weed out the bad?
Rip up their papers? Send them back?
All of these or none of these but something must be done
Or every woman in the land will own a Taser gun.
Sassy Back Talkers!